eggplantriding: (♫watch them flock to me in single file)
2020-01-24 12:05 pm

.cell phone.

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"I don't know how to use this thing! So many buttons..."

"Just say something, onii-sama!"

"... like what? Why can't I have my old one?"

"Um. It's already recording."

"What?! U-uuuhh... th-this is Gaku... um. Leave a message!"

"That was pathetic..."

"Shush..."
eggplantriding: (♪ lemmie alone I'm brooding)
2012-02-22 01:05 am
Entry tags:

IC Contact | Digital Dive

"This is Gakupo Kamui. Sorry, but I'm unavailable right now. Leave a message or try back later. Thank you."
eggplantriding: (♪ yes I even make a hot woman)
2011-02-27 02:01 pm

[Eggplant Thirteen] : [Action throughout the week, Feb 27-5] [various locations]

[Throughout the week, there will be an odd phenomenon going on. The usually reserved, zen-like Gakupo will be out and about quite a bit, sporting several attractive outfits (depending on the day) and catching the eyes of anyone who crosses his path. Also depending on the day, he might have a group of women (and possibly a few men) following him around, completely and utterly fawning over him. He has wooed them and has no qualms about what he's doing. He is charming as hell when he wants to be, and lord knows he'd flatter the pants off anyone who gave him the chance.

Gakupo, like so many others, has been virus'd. But unlike others who felt the need to broadcast it all over the network (or did so accidentally) he has approached it by a different method.

By making a harem, via a little bit of flattery and all the right words.

Yup. Gakupo Kamui, resident eggplant, has a harem.

In his defense, though, he is a pretty damn good looking guy for being a singing robot.]

((ooc: based loosely on Mothy's own Seven Deadly Sin video series and Gaku's video, The Madness of the Duke Venomania. Ignore the ending where Kaito makes with the stabby stabby, though. ... unless some one wants to get pissed that he took their lover away and do the same. >_>; Naturally he won't die because he's a robot, but it should make for some interesting drama.

Anyway, action post for all week. Just throw in a date and a place. He will try with everyone, but its up to you if he succeeds in sweeping them off their feet (and in to bed) or not.))
eggplantriding: (♪ lemmie alone I'm brooding)
2010-11-06 12:25 am

[Eggplant Twelve] : [Locked to Vocaloid+ Family, Lorne]

Ahh... I'm going to be... indisposed for a couple of hours. I'm getting some repairs...

Don't ask. Its a long story, I'd really rather not talk about.

... please stop glaring at me like that, Haku.
eggplantriding: (♫ forever now unsaid)
2010-10-15 06:09 pm

[Eggplant Eleven] : [Video]

[Gakupo and Gumi are sitting in the Caritas. Gumi seems to be reading a book to kill time, but Gaku should be working. He's not, though. It's been so damn quiet there's just nothing to do aside from wander the halls periodically.

Eventually Gaku looks at his sister and gently prods her in the side. To which Gumi responds by throwing her book in the air and declaring "POKE WAR!" at the top of her lungs while poking her brother back relentlessly. Gaku lets out a very girly squeal and flails.]

YOU ALWAYS WIN AT POKE WARS! [flailing!]

That's why I start them! [returns to poking, adding insult to injury by CLIMBING on Gakupo. Gakupo responds by, naturally, flailing more... and falling out of his chair.]

... maybe we should do something slightly more productive.

Like what? Poke wars are fun! [still poking. pokepokepoke. Gakupo is still on the ground, too.]

For you. Who always wins. I was thinking we should sing something. We hardly do that anymore.

... ohhhh, yeah. We haven't done that in a while.
[climbs off of him and sits on the ground.] There hasn't been much reason to sing lately, though...

It's getting better though! And it's not like we have to sing something really happy.

[Gumi is thinking. Really. Hard. But then! LIGHTBULB! And she whispers in Gakupo's ear about what song to sing. She's such a child...

Gaku does, however, grin in agreement.]

Sounds perfect.

[Gumi smiles happily and Gaku heads to the piano on the stage, beginning the first cords of the song]





 

Romanji/Parts under the cut )
eggplantriding: (♫ forever now unsaid)
2010-08-03 07:48 pm

[Eggplant Ten] : [Accidental Audio] [August 1, morning, backdate]

[click]

Hnnng...

Eggplant?

Too loud. Quiet, please.

... the hell did you do last night?

Don't know which is worse... the perpetual ice cream headache, or the hang over...

Okay, never mind, I really don't want to know.

... ... Where's Kaito?

Slumped over a huge tub of half melted Haagan Daz in the corner. Also your comm turned on.
[Groan. Click.]

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eggplantriding: (♪ i gotta throw my hands up)
2010-01-30 09:02 pm

[Eggplant Nine]: [Locked from Hostiles]

Luuuuukaaaaaa~!

[Attached: Necklace]

Happy birthday! If you like, maybe we can have dinner later.

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eggplantriding: (♪ and i'll need to do it with style)
2010-01-26 04:45 am

[Eggplant Seven]: [HEAVILY locked to Vocaloid +, Hyperion Staff] [Around 4:45am]

There's been a... development in the personality changes of the twins. I'm not sure if, at this moment, Rin herself is actually affected, but I'm going to take a wild guess and say that she's not.

Len... thinks he's Rin. Something about this one... she died, apparently. He takes on her personality in the evening and his own in the day time. At least that's what I've gathered so far. I tried to take him to sing, but "Rin" wouldn't let me.

... I won't get in to details about our conversation.

I'm going to stay with him if at all possible.

[Locked to Lance]

I need an early out from work to deal with this. Normally I wouldn't ask, but... well... special circumstances I suppose.

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eggplantriding: (♫ staring at the ceiling from my bed)
2010-01-19 05:39 pm

[Eggplant Eight]: [video]

[Gaku is on the stage in the bar, with an electric guitar. The music kicks in and he starts to sing and play]



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eggplantriding: (♫ oh i'll need to flash a smile)
2009-11-27 01:49 pm
eggplantriding: (Partner: Nyokimon)
2009-10-22 11:43 am

[Eggplant Five]: [Locked from Hostiles]

Ohh... my achin' body... what the hell was that all about anyway, Gaku? And why are we on a damn mountain?!

... Gaku?

... O-oh... oh shit... crap... I-I remember...

H... HELP! I-I NEED HELP! MY TAMER-... ! ... Gaku, why'd you do that... you big idiot... please wake up... please...


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eggplantriding: (♪ swallowing the sun run another mile)
2009-09-25 01:03 pm

[Eggplant Four]: [Accidental Audio]

Isn't it wonderful, Nyokimon?

... dare I ask what you're talking about?

All this music! All this singing! The world's come alive with it!

You really are an idiot, aren't you?

...

Fine, if it's so wonderful why don't you sing something for your moody girlfriend?

*sputter* She is not-! ... she is not moody. She's far more complex than you'll ever understand!

That so?

It is.



(Lyrics)

That... was so unbelievably cor-

*click*

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eggplantriding: (Default)
2009-09-22 10:04 pm

[Eggplant Three]: [Accidental Audio]

(OOC: Miku used with permission from Taco~)

*sound of some one knocking on a door* Mikuuuu~? Can I come in?

*Miku is quiet for a few moments, but answers the door, sounding cheerful but not like she usually does* GakuGaku!

I came to see how you were doing~ Everyone's singing, and you've been kind of quiet.

*giggles* I guess I haven't been virused!

It's possible! But it would be nice to join in with them. We do love music after all~

I guess so.

*sounding concerned*  ... are you alright, Miku?

Hn? Of course I am! *so not convincing*

Hmm... *so not convinced!* well... I know it's all very upsetting... if you weren't being affected by it, I'd probably be more worried about you then.

*confused* GakuGaku? What do you mean?

*having one of his rare zen-like moments* We're made to be as human as possible, Miku... that means we can grow and change like them, too. Sometimes... that means experience pain and sorrow as well as happiness and joy. It makes us... more alive...

*And both move seamlessly in to a song*



Lyrics (Romanji) )

*the song ends, and Gaku chuckles*

Do you feel any better, Miku?

Mhm.

*click*
eggplantriding: (♫ look the leaves are dead)
2009-09-11 02:04 pm

Eggplant Two: [Accidental Audio]

*click*

*long silence, save for the sound of wood creaking and a light breeze blowing*

I'm all for different perspectives, Nyokimon, this is not what I had in mind.

You're telling me...

What I'm curious about, though, is just how we got up here... the view is lovely, but I don't recall being on the roof last.

Why are you being so damn calm about it?! I bet your insane family has something to do with this nonsense!

Don't speak so ill of them! My family is wonderful! They'd never do such a thing.

... Yggdrasil. You're insane AND deluded. HEEEEELP! SOME ONE GET ME DOWN FROM HEEEEERE! HAAAAAAALP! I'M TRAPPED NEXT TO A LUNATIC WHO THINKS HE'S A SAMURAI!

... oh dear.

... now what?

I... believe I got out here without underwear some how...

*If Nyokimon could facepalm, he would be doing it right now.*

((OOC: Okay, so basically? Greg's Gomamon is at it again. They got unfrozen before Gaku, so upon seeing the unattended Vocaloid, he got a few of his friends together and strung him up a la The Hanging Man on the roof. For an added bonus, they strung up Nyokimon next to him as an ornament.))

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eggplantriding: (♫ forever now unsaid)
2009-08-15 12:49 pm

Eggplant One: [Locked from Hostiles]

Dear brothers and sisters of my beloved Vocaloid family, your wonderful brother has ~RETURNED~!

Ow. Flamboyant as ever, I see.

And what, dear Nyokimon, is wrong with that?!

*sputterlaugh* Absolutely nothing.

Hrumph. And I see you're just as bratty as ever.

Oi! Don't start with me, samurai guy!

HMPH!

... *sigh* You're giving me the cold shoulder?

...

Alright, alright, I'm sorry! Is that better?

Why, yes it is! Thank you, Nyokimon~!

Ack! Don't hug me so hard! Gakuuuu! GAKUUUU!

*click*

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